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mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
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Posted 6 hours ago on Tuesday 21 October 2014 with 58,669 notes .

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later


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Posted 6 hours ago on Tuesday 21 October 2014 with 44,112 notes .

jadeita:

u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like

yeah 

i did fuckin good


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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 127,510 notes .
kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go
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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 69,838 notes .

vanillish:

squidwurd:

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

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I’m crying bc I have this shirt


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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 126,219 notes .

tupacabra:

*starts and ends text message with “idk”*


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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 37,709 notes .

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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 9,201 notes .

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq)


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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 779,157 notes .

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*


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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 592,137 notes .
worstcats:

This is the best cat if you like your cats to be really sweaty and footballshaped and disgusting
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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 11,289 notes .
Don’t ever let anyone steal your dreams.
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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 374 notes .

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time


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Posted 1 day ago on Monday 20 October 2014 with 369,474 notes .